I’m beginning to think that humans should take on the housecat family model: no males, related women living together and sharing childcare and upbringing. Sort of sister wives, but the dude only comes around when we call.

Oof. You are a wonderful, big-hearted, turd-brushing mother, wife, and human being.

This is why I hate people and prefer to hide inside my house with my dogs and my internet.

I support you in this. I think I’m in the process of ghosting my best friend of 20 years, even though I am anti-ghosting. There are things that I just can’t deal with any more. I don’t feel like she respects my time or me as a person. I feel like she only calls me when she is stuck in traffic. She has a history about…

I agree that the article and the title don’t sync up, but I loved the title!!! It made me a little disappointed that the article wasn’t bitchier.

Not a Daredevil or Jessica Jones fan, Bobby?

If you want your children to see these things, here’s a novel idea- take them whale watching! Let them see orcas in their natural habitat! Not in what amounts to a fish bowl for unhappy cetaceans. The whales deserve better, and if you really want your children to learn about orcas, the kids deserve better too.

You know who should play Dolly Parton in a biopic? Dolly Parton

Jesus, seriously. He fucking ruined her life. I can’t fathom how a teenaged girl could ever recover from having this done to her. Fuck him. May he never have another peaceful moment in his pathetic life. Fuck him. Fuck. Him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck him. Fuck…

The real problem with casting Zoe Saldana is that she has benefitted from white supremacy in the industry; Nina was victimized by it. Though they are both black women, they represent almost entirely different existences, and it is this contradiction many black women have the most trouble with.

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

As a person who's seen like a triple digit number of cocks, I'm gonna go with real.

I saw the headline and was hoping it would been something stupid like ‘she jumped in a tiger cage wearing a pork chop dress’ because you know people do dumb shit.

Ummmm, there’s only about 2% of all things on the internet that *don’t* turn into a blue/gold dress situation.

I’m starting to think that vaping enthusiasts are as bad as crossfit or paleo people. LET ME TELL YOU HOW AWESOME THIS THING IS BRO.

You can have it. Just do it outside. It isn’t fucking hard.

If your vape pen is truly scentless, fine, do what you want. If your vape pen stinks like blueberry unicorn vomit, I say you should be ejected from the train before the next stop.

#hottake

yes, I’m sure poor people who have kids sit down and have a reasonable discussion about the long term risks and benefits of having children, carefully considering each factor and ultimately reaching a logical conclusion and making a plan accordingly.

But we care so much about children! That’s why we fight every day to make sure as many get conceived as possible by vilifying reproductive healthcare.