He wears a mouth guard, pulls his socks up to his knees and his shorts are too small

I don’t have photos, but within a month you will be writing about how Cruz’s behavior at these games, which I’m sure involves copious elbows, calling a foul every time someone breathes on him, and jacking up a shot every time he gets the ball, has made him the most hated man in Washington.

She looks incredible for 50. She looks incredible for 40.

When you say partisan news networks, is that similar to all of the news networks that only contained articles about Trump’s hurtful words instead of Clinton’s acts of treason? The same ones that had Clinton winning the election by 10%? Are those similar? Or do they not fit your agenda?

And you dont seem to understand that people are their gential configuration. Just because one feels a certain way doesnt mean it is that way. And maybe some people are uncomfortable with certain ambiguities. But I think for most people its not a matter of being uncomfortable. Thats just a misconception. I think more…

Uh. Ok so you goin the label route. The reason why there are labels “MAN” / “WOMAN” is because there is a difference between the two. I agree men and women are just label. Coulda just used blue or pink as a label. If your born a man your a man. If your born a woman your a woman. They are not they same thing. And you…

damn near spit my coffee :D

If a friend lets a fart slip or spills their drink, make them feel at ease. For example, you could say, “Don’t worry about it, I’m usually the one making a mess.”

Not to pile on with people pointing out your mistakes but here's another: Just because he was traveling 60+ MPH doesn't mean he crashed at that speed.