For me, part of what was so disappointing wasn't that it was a dodgy remake, but that I didn't think it was anywhere near his usual standard.

I love that so much. I think he broke a couple of Morgan's ribs.

He sledged Ariana Grande for going home after the bombing, then backtracked after the concert. Still managed to assert that he "only apologises when he's wrong, so it rarely happens" because he couldn't possibly do anything vaguely decent without adding a bit of that trademark Morgan twattery.

I wish that motherfucker ill.

Yeah, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, and Chris Martin were all labouring in obscurity before the deaths of a bunch of children finally launched their careers.

Sounds like an admirable hill to die on, Mr. Elam. Now take your diarrhoea medication, for crying out loud.

I think it's self evident why it's not really comparable to segregation, but you are indeed free to call it like you see it. Do carry on without me. I look forward to you speaking up for the rights of women and minorities whenever there's an article about them being infringed upon.

I'm sure the guy who is deeply worried about Amazonian discrimination against men appreciates the assist, big man.

This is not discrimination in any meaningful sense, for God's sake. Men weren't even barred from buying tickets. It was just meant to be a fun little celebration (for one night at one theatre) of women in an industry and genre where they've been traditionally denied the top jobs and lead roles and you goddamn little…

I find it so fascinating that discourses about equality and so on can be warped so much that you feel justified in using them to tell women when and how they're permitted to congregate, and that you think there's any comparison at all between women wanting occasional, temporary spaces for themselves and a dominant…

Okay, so I agree that was a dumb usage, put forward by a very irritating man.

It's divisive if you choose to get your undies in a wad about it. It hasn't created a sense of division between me and the women in my life or women in general, because I can see why historically marginalised and disenfranchised groups sometimes want spaces of their own, and that this is just a very minor, fun, and…

You've heard the expression "every little bit helps," yeah?

Hint: if you leave out the part about how much you resent the women in your immediate family, you'll sound slightly less like the guy who is an MRA because his mum wanted him to take his diarrhoea medication.

Yeah, it was a bad example. And Jesus Christ, don't tell me it's that old please.

To me this is an incredibly weird grievance and the intended and commonly understood meaning of the term could not be any clearer, but I'm not going to keep trying to talk you out of it.

The biggest laugh for me was when the big ghost pterodactyl or whatever had her by the shoulders and she was like, "Well guys, I'm pretty tired. I'm just gonna head home."

Honestly, I can't remember the last major studio comedy I actually watched, so I'll have to plead ignorance there. I would imagine Get Hard trafficked in some pretty egregious stereotypes, and I'd bet a small amount of money that it featured Will Ferrell saying the n word. Tropic Thunder had RDJ in blackface.

'Too controversial, not worth the risk.'

People say this all the time, and I straight up don't get it. Blazing Saddles is an explicitly anti-racist movie. Yes, white people use the n word in it, but they're painted as ignorant rubes at best and outright villains at worst, and fictional racists use the n word in fictional narratives all the time to this day…