sirwarrenoates
Sir Warren Oates
sirwarrenoates

It was fun the first two films. It never really got done again in that manner either, and definitely not as well. 

Please, said foundation was built on fucking quicksand anyway. Old Western tropes, Flash Gordon serials and Samurai classics are a pretty great way to frame the house on quicksand though. 

Valid point. I mean, I was fucking FIVE in 1977 when I saw the first (and best) Star Wars. How the hell could I love anything like that again?

I have no idea what you’re... I’ll KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU ALL!

Oh! And Spider Man:homecoming was tolerable. Micheal Keaton made a good Vulture. Although Aunt May being hot seemed...odd....

Is the second the one with Paltrow wearing the suit? Whichever one that was. I’d be lying if I said I remember them distinctly which is why I used the words “to a lesser extent”. Pretty sure I watched a marathon of them. Maybe the third? Whichever one it was

Lou Reed, Tom Verlaine and Alex Chilton would all like to have a word with you...

I make a ton of music, and I still can’t stand to see band videos or recordings. Even after putting together a 4 song EP, I can’t fucking bear to hear it. All I hear is the shit that could have been better, lyrics that could have been tweaked, better guitar lines...

A few reasons:

Carbs are absolutely my biggest weakness. I try to nutrient and calorie count and have a high Protein to lower fats and carbs balance, but it’s pretty hard.

POWER Bottom though...

Look at OP, body shaming...it’s a damn tragedy. Why, 1 out of 100 people have Pixelitis, and it usually only happens to the most attractive!

It’s like Mac from It’s Always Sunny said: “Look, it’s not that hard. All you need to do is lift weights six days a week, stop drinking alcohol, don’t eat anything after 7pm, don’t eat any carbs or sugar at all, in fact just don’t eat anything you like, get the personal trainer from Magic Mike, sleep nine hours a

But enough about the MCU and Spandex movies...

To pile on because you’re clearly an asshat, the 70's implies a completely different decade, Chief. Not as in saying 1970, but “the 70's” and the cultural and generational shifts therein.

Still better than any spandex movie so...

There’s a reason those spandex movies didn’t make the top 100, my friend. Their all trite and by the number. And End Game is the ‘slog’ to end all slogs. 

Don’t forget the porn is on channel 36! (At least in NY)

Yes, but only in the context that he’s also a war hero and someone who is suspected of killing his wife.

That is true, but I thought he veered dangerously into Jimmy Hoffa as written in American Tabloid by James Ellroy territory.