Where did you get that awesome wallpaper with Link next to his horse from? I want that as my desktop background!

I want all the brodozers in America to be forced to compete in these events. Mostly so I don’t have to listen to that shitty flowmaster burble all fuckin day, but also just because I want Brody Ramderado to get stomped by someone with a 2,500 hp RB26 which then explodes

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It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

Cocaine on a truckers salary? Yeah right that is some back yard meth or some PCP.

But most likely meth as it’s cheap and keeps you awake for days.

“In the Playstation 1 port of Doom, the ouch face commonly occurs when the player takes damage from behind. “

That’s the gameplay loop, not the plot. The plot for most games, except I guess the Souls series, where resurrection is an actual part of the story, is “the hero makes it to the end without dying.” There’s no asterisk next to that statement - from both the NPCs’ and the PC’s perspectives they main character never…

Isn’t this the plot to every video game? Like... keep trying til you get it right? What I’m saying is Dark Souls is the Groundhog’s Day of video games.

Ah, OK. Makes sense if you read them bottom-to-top.

“I would say in terms of the opening act, I would say, would be her. A better crowd, better crowd, better enthusiasm.”

That’s what they get for trusting someone named “Georgie Businsessman”

You see this?  This is how you do Kinja, folks; this is what you’re supposed to do with Kinja. Take heed.

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.

Agreed, this was very much a strategic move on his part. That those were the only two things written on that pad, when a note card or a note on his phone would’ve done just as well, is telling. Besides do we really think he needed to write down those two things to remember them?

The way this whole thing is going, when Ivanka gets indicted Trump is going to immediately issue a statement that she was just some low level staffer who he had very few interactions with and who just sat around and made coffee all day. 

Yup, he’s having a hard time accepting that his life’s work to date sums up to torturing a lot of gay and bi people and nothing more.

So they’re taking Nic Cages face off and putting it onto another actor’s... They should make a movie about this.

Makes you really wished this site had a saved/favorite article feature.

Motion controls for aiming are so great. I wish more games used them for fine tuning. Turning them off is terrible advice unless you have, like, a tremor or something.

The only feature that is actually damn right annoying at the best and aggravating at worst is the weapon durability mechanic.

Seriously, that adds next to NOTHING to the game. It’s not immersive, it’s not challenging, it’s just annoying. It completely defies the purpose of the whole system when the solution isn’t…