I can’t help having a nasty feeling in my gut that the reason he’s decided to recuse himself without any fight isn’t because he’s been backed into a corner but because there isn’t going to be any meaningful investigation to begin with.

Nope. Nope. The man in charge of determining the truth blatantly lied under oath.

With a new host ?

He did whine about me on Twitter and I am banned from calling him a “scumbag” for 12 hours.

~Andy Borowitz

I’m going to guess typo/editing mistake... for many reasons.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Future Trump comments:

“I consider the media to be indispensable to democracy. We needed the media to hold people like me to account,” Bush said. “Power can be very addictive and it can be corrosive, and it’s important for the media to call to account people who abuse their power.”

Neither this post nor I have made any suggestion that “Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s.” Why are you trying to shift the goalposts? Is it because you look stupid and you want to change the subject?

You mean the mainstream media that told you exactly how many rounds of golf Obama played?

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

If Trump didn’t have an ironclad pre-nup, I imagine she would have walked a long time ago.

Someone, please, anyone, anywhere, start a clock like the deficit clock, clocking the DAILY TRAVEL AND SECURITY COSTS TAXPAYERS PAY FOR to protect Dump’s multiple weekend homes and his overgrown kids’ travel! Please put it in Time Sq, and atop major buildings in major cities and on cable news tickers/crawls. Please.

His wife Melanoma’s security - staying in NYC like the corrupt, prejudiced slacker she is instead of hiring a staff and doing her actual job organizing the White House tours - has already cost U.S. taxpayers twice what it would have cost to fund the NEA for a year.

It’s dictator chic.

On a side note; did you see how tacky that room was? Does Trump use Liberace’s decorator? Here’s a wide shot of the same room:

But at least he’s not taking a salary, you guys!

“or maybe take a bong hit”...