The President is undoubtedly the most famous person in the country, and he will reveive the most attention of any person in the country. But it’s a weird, unsatisfying kind of game, at least for a fame whore like Trump. It’s not the sensationalist, tabloid “Oh my God look at Trump on his private jet with gorgeous…

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WHY WOULD SENSUALITY EVER BE USED TO DESCRIBE A PRESIDENTIAL INAUGURATION THAT’S NOT A THING EVEN WHEN WE AREN’T SWEARING IN THE GROSSEST MAN ALIVE.

Which is absolute fucking stupidity and yet another reason why Uber needs to fall under the same rules and jurisdictions as any other cab company. If I call for a taxi they ask where I am and where I’m going. When the driver picks me up they will reaffirm my destination. It’s just common sense.

It varies from state to state and municipality to municipality, though most police forces just begrudgingly tolerate it unless it’s particularly egregious, like dashing out into the street without regard to traffic. In that case, you’d either be fined anywhere from $1 to $1000, depending on what local laws stipulate,…

Well since you brought it up......people are saying it’s true. I read it on the internet. People are saying it. I think it’s true. I heard he’s a big old bottom and that he has a pee fetish. Just sayin. 

For someone who lies so often, Trump is really bad at it.

One is cruel, calculating, emotionless and will lead to the downfall of humanity... and the other was in a James Cameron movie.

What’s the difference between SkyNet and Kellyanne Conway?

Why would you stay clear of scandinavians?

As it’s been reported, the publicly released version of the Intelligence community’s report on the election doesn’t include any info that could jeopardize sources and cyber trails. But the top secret version has them.

I am assuming it will also have a speaker to play “It’s ok, I am only going to be a minute” when it parks across 3 handicapped spaces.

Here you go:

For my work, I move our employees from a home location to another location so they can work on projects/open offices/etc. To move a family from one location to another in two weeks is almost impossible. There is immigration considerations to consider, schooling if they have children, sale of houses/cars/furniture that…

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

He seems more concerned about how better The Apprentice ratings were with him than with Arnold, without realizing most people can’t stomach watching the show anymore BECAUSE he was on it.

“Why do we need Ambassadors. I mean they’re great guys, the best, but when I let everyone know about everything via Twitter using the best words, you know they’re tremendous words, what’s the need for them.

My god the next four years are going to be a fuckfest.

What we know how to do is understand economics, globalisation, politics, common sense, respect and decency.

No matter what kind of shit Trump gets up to, keep one eye on Paul Ryan.