Also, believe it or not, any Hummer that is owned by an actual government military agency.

Trucks with flags.

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

Any Hummer that isn’t owned by an actual government military agency.

One of the biggest lies in high school history books is that we Practice Laisse Faire capitalism. Companies that are “important to America” get special treatment and always have. We wouldn’t have won our independence from the British without DuPont, and DuPont is still on an unofficial “most favored company” list and…

Turns out that everyone loves a free market right up until a bigger fish comes to eat more of the market.

US automakers have spent decades setting the stage for cheap imports by cutting back further and further on entry-level models. They could do a lot to undercut the threat of Chinese imports by putting out some cheap cars themselves. 

I can pronounce them easily due to the fact that I’m a lush.

I guess I’m more of an oenophile than I thought, because I’ve never had any trouble pronouncing those, and I failed French. Twice.

“All of these varieties are French, a notoriously tricky language for Americans to get right”

Really putting the “con” in “Sneaker Con.”

Is there a clip with audio going around? No way he was walking around without anyone, particularly vocal Philadelphians, telling him to F-off or that he’s a traitor. No one threw anything? No one yelled an innocent “You Suck!”?

The woman yelling from the stage, “He’s a Christian,” just so lost. You can almost feel how frustrated she is that her kids no longer talk to her.

Thank you for being a virtual friend.

Still unsure why everyone is lamenting the lack of a Netflix app. Would much rather have a “Golden Girls” app called VRthur.

Hot. Garbage.

Because rewarding them for getting greedy and overcharging for their peppers is a bad idea?

“The court found that Huy Fong did in fact overpay by $1.4 million, but ultimately ruled in Underwood’s favor”

“ The girl of your dreams enjoys farting in her own hand and licking it.”

That fluff piece he did on the cyberclunk was a real turning point for me on Cammisa.