Retired QM. At your service.

As long as my coffee pot in the chart room stayed in place, I was a happy guy.

Can confirm. As sad as it may be that women might feel this way, we know you do...we find it both funny, and a bit silly at the same time. It’s something I try not to mention.

Ditto.

More than I am.

Probably not a New Jersey registered Land Rover.

I’ve seen the occasional commercial for this show over the years, but I had no clue it was around this long. Honestly, it looked truly awful...because a fart joke in bed under the covers bit has never been done before. *eyeroll*

Sometimes it’s that what was shared, it’s that it was shared in the first place. The source, and/or manner of the intel itself being shared is something that can be damaging. This is why the Brits in WWII went to such great lengths to make it appear to the Germans that they weren’t reading off their code the moment it…

Well, at least you seem to be comfortable with the knowledge that you’re a moron. Total bonus!

+2

Don’t worry, I’m certain he’ll be given a high-level cabinet position by his biggest fan, President Orange Cheeto, in 3...2...1...

It doesn’t...at least it never did in my case. The troopers in Missouri admitted that they pulled me over for no good reason other than to check out my car.

Actually got pulled over by two “Staties” while driving through Missouri once because “they didn’t recognize my (California) plates”, which I thought was complete bs...but they were nice fellas in the end. We ended up on the side of the highway having a chat for about 20 minutes about me retiring from the Navy and…

The best part about this deal is that pedestrians are still FREE!

Hmmmm...considering they both opened in completely different worldwide markets, it’s hardly worth mentioning - TFA didn’t open in China initially. Domestically, it’s still WAY down on the opening totem pole.

I like it. Along with the Optima, and Fusion...it’s one of the more attractive mainstream [family] sedans out there these days.

You’re kidding, right?

Actually, I have. It’s build quality is not up to par with Audi. Period.

Everything about that car is. It’s just a shitbox with the MB Star on the front, hardly worthy of the name.

Let’s not include that CLA thing; it’s barely even a Mercedes in name only as it is. But hot damn would the RS3 be a good time.