Man, with those parents? That baby is going to be one incredibly attractive disappointment at the box office.

Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".

Pete Davidson, the show's first cast member born in the 90s.

Goddamit, white people.

Do you think the first time the Hulkster noticed he was balding in a mirror and said "Oh no," Randy Savage walked up behind him, pointed, laughed, and went, "OHHH YEAAAAAAH"?

Between this and Kelly's investigation of Kanye's cleavage, it is a good day.

I am the Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein of Olivia Benson the Cat stories.

I want to know where Meredith is. DID TAYLOR BREAK UP WITH HER?! Will there be a "Dear Meredith" song on Swifty's next CD?

Haha my husband was so confused at my chanting "SHONDAland, shondaLAND, SHONDALAND" as I stole the clicker and settled in.

Does she not know what happens to Grey sisters, friends and sister-friends at an alarming rate? That poor girl is gonna get hit by a trolley car and die holding her fiancé's hand on a rainy day and his estranged father, who is the drunk driver that caused the accident, is going to get her heart (he has a secret, rare…

So is this more condiments for your total nothing burger?

I think they knew that he had a lot of shit going on and wrote the finale in such a way that it would work for whatever decision they made.

Thank you for reminding me Brooklyn Nine-Nine is finally back Sunday night!

That mom is my kindred spirit. What the fuck is the point of pushing a melon out of your hoo-hah if you don't get to point and laugh when it grows up into a hilariously inept toddler?

Holy shit that banner illustration. I can't imagine that work-order.... Hey Jim... here's what I need.....

the fact that my best friend taylor dated my future husband harry brings me more anguish than is acceptable for a dinosaur of my age.

That picture is cute, but Elizabella might be the dumbest name I've ever heard of.

It's an apt description of my dating life, but with less of the "sexual" and "thriller" bits.