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Moral of the story: that shark did not buy Chobani, and neither should you.

Blubbering Heights

Downton Flabby

This is just selective video being used to confirm the stereotype.

A blowout like this tens-two do this sort of thing.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

We gotta go back Danny! Back to the future!

From one island to another, Rikers formally welcomes Mr. Revis

Five For Fighting just got a bigger ovation than 3 Doors Down did playing an inauguration.

I think that was actually an Antonio Cromartie quote.

Cut the guy some slacks.

I think this is pretty insensitive of Mr. Harbaugh to perform a pencil dive. There is already enough lead in Michigan’s water.

Interesting - I figured he’d prefer the North Carolina logo:

Ryan’s new job.

Ha! That goal was so dope even Ibra was smiling after someone else scored it.

Zlatan is upset you didn’t comment on Zlatan’s amazing pass

Cut it out with the backheeled compliments, okay?

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because.....