Ah. I see I’m truly dealing with the star of the varsity debate squad here.

Do you think this review was written by an AI? Have you completely switched arguments from “This review was written by someone who cares too much” to “This review was written by an AI”?

How DARE the film critic try to tell the audience if a film is good or bad?! It’s almost like they think it’s their job or something!!!!

what the fuck are you talking about? 

love when people defend 200 million dollar movies they couldn’t possibly have even seen yet.

A poor defense when there are plenty of legitimately good movies and TV shows out right now.

I watched the trailer before finishing article (which I probably won’t finish). I thought “who would care about a Santa cosplayer?” Then I saw the polar bear and realized it didn’t matter; this is whack and it looks like del Torro would love it. Can’t stand the rock, but I think this will be both naughty and nice.

Oh, it’s coming. I don’t know how long you’ll have to wait, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s officially revealed by the end of the year. 

got it, so in your brain raving reviews are paid for so negative ones must not be, shit take.

“Is She Really Going Out With Him?”

Ask and ye shall receive. https://www.avclub.com/random-roles-christine-lahti-interview-1851495232

Lets hear a Joe Jackson cover. Stepping Out or one of his early more Elvis Costello sounding tunes

I DIDN’T STOP DOING RANDOM ROLES UNTIL 2022!

“Run Away With Me" by Carly Rae Jepsen

One hopes that “migrate off Kinja” will include moving to a platform that isn’t a pile of radioactive garbage.

I live by the maxim, that you’re better with the devil you know, versus the devil you don’t.

Run the Series is back: https://www.avclub.com/film/features/run-the-series

Heard.

I don’t have a song selection in mind (I mean... “Tubthumping” got done already).  But hey, if y’all are hiring, toss Nathan Rabin an assignment or two.