I mean, you said “And who gives the tiniest fuck about the backseat?” and the answer is, a lot of people who live in and or commute to densely populated urban centers where parking/road is at a premium both in availability and cost. Yes, I know the folks who live in smaller cities or stay in suburbian is like “but…

Make some friends. It’s fun!

“to say that no one needs a truck capable of carrying large things”

“Drug dealers have cool cars”

The power of branding. Spend more, for less! Everyone will know how much money you have (less of now!)

Tires? He’s on one side of the vehicle, he can only shoot one tire at the front. The situation was resolved without firing a gun - the guy was arrested. Broadly speaking, cops are not taught to use potentially deadly force to prevent damage to vehicles. Also, try and climb a car with an SUV that has *inflated* tires…

Huh? Cars can move with deflated tires. A shot tire doesn’t deflate instantly. Bullets can ricochet. People don’t have perfect aim. The situation wasn’t an immediate case of life or death.

https://theonion.com/health-experts-worry-coronavirus-will-overwhelm-america-1842314132/

I think people are good at forgetting that we tend not to have to spend our every waking hour going “am I being played” precisely because we have decent laws on the books that protect us from ourselves. For instance, I don’t have to look up and research every goddamned ingredient in every food I buy, or check that the…

“Who is this car for? At that price point you can pretty much buy a 911 and a regular Panamera to haul the kids around in.”

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like that hammer’s damn parents!

I want this. I didn’t find the songs of Schmicago to be nearly as pitch perfect and catchy as the first season, but even then .... I want it.

notjon is correct, and you are not

No hi-tech devices? No tacticool jargon? No sunglasses? Hollywood conclusion: Thorton Santa is antisocial, not badass.

All Hollywood has is a hammer (making things look/sound/act badass) hence everything looks like a nail. Including Santa.

So basically what you’re saying is you would refuse to watch it if it was armless.

*crosses eyes* the link to the review is the 7th word in this article

maybe try drinking less. or drinking more. one of the two.

that’s a bitchin’ tune

This feels like a revision of degree of sincerity, but ok.