This isn’t Kotaku’s fault. The song was written and performed by C+C Music Factory with Martha Wash (half of the Weather Girls, aka, “It’s Raining Men”) as uncredited vocals on that song (also a bit of irony considering this clip).

The problem is, nobody outside of Jalopnik will buy this. We don’t get a 2 door Maverick because it won’t sell.

Elite still thrashes it. Both kick the shit out of Chris Roberts’ failed mess.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

The savings alone in reduced crashes and fatalities would cover the cost. And yes, if it meant safer driving all around, for everyone...do it. Regulations are a necessary evil because a lot of people are too selfish to do the right thing in society.

In college, probably Tifa from FFVII, which had just come out on PS1. No surprise there.

Holy shit that’s nuts.

This is asking for a car, not a game.

“Old school” in the sense that The Marvels is a by-the-numbers MCU movie that we’ve all seen twenty times already?

people love the hell out of any movie. you’ll eventually find people who will love the hell out of ‘madame web’.

face the truth nerd. it’s over

I don’t think it can steal cars, but I wouldn’t call it “harmless”. There are plenty of nefarious uses for the Flipper zero.

I’m an adult with friends, a life, a career, hobbies, things that make me happy, etc. So I won’t be watching this

Strange. It would seem that all the problems of the world aren’t limited to a single model vehicle at a time. 

Finding reasonably priced airport food is one of the most triumphant feelings there is, it is like Indiana Jones finally reaching the Ark or Grail, finding an almost mythical object which exists.

This is the perspective of someone who has always had a financial safety net.

This is a common sentiment among pop culture commentators and as someone who worked with executives and their assistants, particularly at Sony, I’m always a little annoyed at that. Because yes, these ARE people. And although many of them grew up well off, many also DIDN’T. I’m friends with a handful of executives who…

You’re simply describing the concept of risk. People take financial risks all the time. Risk aversion isn’t inherently good.

Fuck off with this labor valuation bullshit.