America, ladies and gentlemen.

Yeah well .. sorry. People responding to broad brushes with, “I’m a counterexample!” on the internet (or anywhere really) is a real sore spot for me. I harbor no ill will.

Like you even admit, “Your Boomer dad” Boomer dads are not on AV Club. You have not been implicated personally. My dad’s a Boomer dad, and he doesn’t fit the implied profile AT ALL, but nobody’s claiming the pejorative applies to 100% of people born within a certain time frame.

“Doesn’t matter that two different teams worked on it, they came from the same place and there’s a reasonable expectation there”

I should add that I use “easiest” rather tongue in cheek here, like telling a full blown alcoholic that the “easiest” thing to do would be to stop drinking alcohol.

It’s not every day that people will pay somebody who is living proof that the thing they’re paying that person to avoid is totally safe.

The easiest way for the US to solve the immigration issue would be to not destabilize the fuck out of regional neighbors for economic gain and proxy nation state building. The US effectively douses its neighboring houses in gas in service of economic leverage, finds the sketchiest people to hand the matches to, and…

I’m all for calling him a fucking idiot, but the inference is obviously about ditching usage of the cellular network for voice calls and instead making calls over the data connection of the network.

By doing this, you will just have to wash your clothes longer to get them cleaner, and dry them longer to get them dry, and the result is higher prices of the new appliances and no water or electricity saved.

There’s always somebody - “This article is telling me to do something!”

At this point I just assume the song choices are a deliberate ploy just to elicit “stop using my work” responses, which is perfect fuel to throw into the big ‘ol “ownin the libtards” bonfire that makes his base so slavishly happy.

Morons don’t have money? How quaint of a worldview.

“I truly believe we need to just start killing these people. That will end this shit immediately.”

If you’re going to be annoyingly obstinate, why are you stopping at videogames? Animal Farm shares a ton of things with COD. The anti-COD is quite clearly a 2 day old waffle.

Sounds like something a bot would say.

jesus h christ, how the fuck can a country allow stories in the healthcare system to read like what should only be a worst-case experience at a fucking restaraunt or something

Boy, it sounds like a great idea to let people who may be living on meagre means to gamble on things that make the difference between life or death in the moment. Cool system. Yeah, what a dummy for not spending money she may not have really had on something she didn’t know if she would ever need or not.

Depends how long it will take until the moon crashes into the Earth

No, it’s because, as I said, tape is much cheaper per unit of storage (as it’s always been).

I love where this is going. These chunks of software are are basically super powerful kids, imbued with no agency, no self-determination, but a great deal of commercial and politically strategic value.