I should add that I use “easiest” rather tongue in cheek here, like telling a full blown alcoholic that the “easiest” thing to do would be to stop drinking alcohol.

The easiest way for the US to solve the immigration issue would be to not destabilize the fuck out of regional neighbors for economic gain and proxy nation state building. The US effectively douses its neighboring houses in gas in service of economic leverage, finds the sketchiest people to hand the matches to, and…

At this point I just assume the song choices are a deliberate ploy just to elicit “stop using my work” responses, which is perfect fuel to throw into the big ‘ol “ownin the libtards” bonfire that makes his base so slavishly happy.

Morons don’t have money? How quaint of a worldview.

“I truly believe we need to just start killing these people. That will end this shit immediately.”

If you’re going to be annoyingly obstinate, why are you stopping at videogames? Animal Farm shares a ton of things with COD. The anti-COD is quite clearly a 2 day old waffle.

jesus h christ, how the fuck can a country allow stories in the healthcare system to read like what should only be a worst-case experience at a fucking restaraunt or something

Boy, it sounds like a great idea to let people who may be living on meagre means to gamble on things that make the difference between life or death in the moment. Cool system. Yeah, what a dummy for not spending money she may not have really had on something she didn’t know if she would ever need or not.

Hannah, however, was created in a lab to make people very angry online

“I’m not a bear that eats people! Why should I pay for bear fences?” says man who may or may not be eaten by a bear at some point in his life, but hasn’t yet and thus can’t comprehend the point of them.

SanFran? Riot? Attack on private property owned by a company? Mmmm, this is like porn for the law and order set.

Like, I love cold water sooooooooooo much more than room temperature water. I really dislike room temp water. Just not as much as I hate enriching some fuckers for taking advantage of my preference. I hate the very idea of not being able to tolerate something I don’t like once in awhile, and I hate the idea that not…

“ but I have to get to my overnight shift at the gas station and hope I’ll be able to grab a nap in my car from 6-7 before I start at my other job”

Dumbasses don’t consider consequences - that’s at the very core of what makes them dumbasses. It’s not deciding to do stupid shit that is stupid, it’s their steadfast belief that a bad outcome will not happen to them. Or not bothering to mentally enumerate the potential outcomes (other than the best outcome) at all.

“Knock knock!”

I’ll also add that people prefer a world in which bad things happen to people who deserve it (and vice-versa.) It makes our world more explainable. The human brain has evolved over not accepting “shit happens” as an answer.

It’s think people have a predisposition to want to feel like they know something other people don’t know. I would guess that this may have something to do with our evolutionary design - knowing something that somebody else don’t know can give you survival advantage over peers (ie over fixed resources or other tactical…

it’s crazy to say that we live in a dystopia because Jamie Chung had to work a single day in a year on Succession to keep health insurance through her union

That access to basic health care in the USA is dependent on whether or not you’re working is stupid. Dystopic might be stretching it, stupid certainly isn’t.

How did we get to this point where companies, big companies, decide the best thing to do was to stop making stuff?