Look, I know it’s a can of wine... and I know this is snobby... but it is NEVER to be called “Champagne”. 1) It’s not from Champagne. American wine, regardless of how it’s made, is NEVER to be called Champagne. 2) It’s not made from Champagne grapes (real blanc de blanc is 100% chardonnay, this is some pinot blanc,…