I for one would love if the indoor stat was set to 76. Bring it on. See how long you can handle the ball stank.

I always feel super extra reading these. I’m only using 21 of my available 55 ports. But I have fun.

Poor thing can’t feckin run.

Wah wah a director didn’t like someone. I don’t apologize for not arbitrarily, inherently liking Cher. I also think the Beatles suck.

You can’t really claim it’s a waste of budget when you preface it with not having the money in the first place. That’s full on Trump “you can’t fire me, I quit” mode.

Punch Nazi’s #BanStraws

Your privilege is showing.

It’s the BMI of entertainment.

When there’s actually reasons and heft to sending a guy through the wringer but let’s stick to good ol ad hominem.

Well ain’t this the clickbatiest of fuck all articles today.

I saw the Breitbart post on Instagram and they highlighted people scared that the world was ending and the Breitbartians were laughing it up. I thought of the irony of how Christians are mocking people for fearing the end of the world by the hands of a tangible being as opposed to their Flying Spaghetti Monster.

“I have been adamant since I came forward with my essay that I never set out to ruin the career of the person I spoke about.” Sure, and I never set out to distance myself from the last shit I took I just tap that silver handle. 

Bahahaha, they actually apologized.

Yes! Great news.

That’s precious.

Don’t be dismissive, it’s not conducive. Just labeling me and acting like you know dick about my life is lazy. Yes, I am a straight white male, don’t act for a second that I haven’t overcame a shitload of adversity. Lazy SJW bullshit is bullshit. I’ve always been in the mindset of letting people do what the Hell they…

Nope. Still not an asshole. 

I love how you refer to us as “assholes” and “former fatties”. I’m not an asshole not am I formerly fat. I was skinny, formerly fat, currently fit. I just don’t care to dismiss a show, or a person, because they don’t appeal to my feelings. It’s a sad state of mind.

Your outlook is hilarious if not passive at best. I hope people give you the pity you crave.

Name checks out.