Congrats! I gained 50lbs in a scary short amount of time when I was 23, I loved the fat shaming. I welcomed it actually. Fat shaming encouraged me to get to the gym, the results kept me there. Beyond that, I lack empathy for easily influenced people. I guess that’s why I don’t care about media and have ever gave a…

Oh I mean I’ve been fat. I’m just not anymore. Wouldn’t go back. 

You’re right. I’m not fat.

Wah. Wah. Don’t support it. Move on. It’s always something.

Wow. Passive much. So sad.

Jared one upped himself this season with the new assistant jealousy shtick and, “How would you like to die today motherfucker” jab in the park.

Seems pointless to add such a feature. If you openly share your activity but want to blacklist a specific user, whoever you’re trying to avoid will just pull a Reddit and register a new account. I had a guy (and I’m a guy) harass me on my local /r and when I went to the moderators and told them of the vile shit he was…

Writer writes for show. Neato. His bit on My Strange Addiction is hilarious.

Oh Coupon Camilla. 

Already miss Chris.

It really is one of the best moments to witness when a lady, who has been going out to bars for years, finally gets the opportunity to purchase her own tab. The stickershock is real.

My wife is offended because she doesn’t feel like a Real Housewife.

Didn’t I just read on Jez the other day about how you, “NEVER call a stripper a stripper”. Maybe it was jest Alexa play Despacito. 

What’s the deal with frat bros and sorority girls acting like Juul isn’t just vaping? 

The Dirty Nil and Interpol are dropping as well. That Nil record is going to melt faces.

Yeah it’s bizarre, I was on board with the near half dozen albums leading up to American Idiot and I remember when the single came out thinking, “This is terrible, no one will like this pandering weaksauce crap” and it’s their most lauded haha.

“Beychella” is the perfect consequence for that festival.

This reeks of satire but it’s hard to tell anymore.

To his credit, I didn’t see him say he “can’t” be racist, just that he was trying to somehow defend he wasn’t. That weird way of trying to speak for someone implying they said they “can’t” be something is tired. Anyone CAN be something. Monique can be racist, I can be racist, the random person posting below me can be…

Nope. It’s a lame title.