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I’ll give 10$ to someone who can describe (off the dome) a specific platform that Joe Biden has. 

May be they should get Topper, Harley on the board.

Empty highways mean its a great time for the Italian Tune Up 

Then don’t fucking read it, dipshit 

That works out to $5k per ventilator if they end up making the projected 200k. Even at 150k ventilators over the term of the contract, that's roughly $6.7k. A high end one costs $25k, based on a quick Google. This doesn't seem exorbitant for mass production of lifesaving equipment.

No, I think humans in protective gear provide the service.

I’ve heard that if you just eat your bootstraps it‘ll clear right up. 

It’s cleaner, but now it's an elantra

That was such a softball question too. All it would take is some "Hang in there, blah blah, American spirit, blah blah, hope." that any politician should be able to say in their sleep.

This is where a sane system would require some sort of statutory reserve plan in exchange for the bailout. 

Gee, I wonder who is better situated to ride out a few months of a reduction in income; a multi-billion dollar corporation with access to 0% interest rates from the fed, or a guy making union scale? 

“The factory had at least one case of coronavirus and 23 workers in quarantine”

I’ve been waiting my entire life for the boomer remover!  Thank you China!

Tell the olds that libs and millennials are really worried about the coronavirus and they’ll start licking doorknobs just to stick it to us. 

Another killer cop who looks like a thumb with a face drawn on it. Do they grow these fuckers in tanks, or is that look the endgame of 'roid abuse?

Until I can hire Cameo on Cameo to send a Word Up to my friends and loved ones, I fail to see the point.

Then you see Gilbert Gottfried is on the site and you realize he is exactly who Cameo was made for.

What we all surely are missing is the wife’s side of the story. Not to sound kink-shaming, but I’m betting this is Annoying Husband Whim #372

Warren was my first choice, but it’s clear now that she can’t win and that she appeals to a lot of the same voters that Sanders does. I don’t fault her for staying in as long as she has (frankly, she was clearly the best choice IMO, both for beating Trump and for actually enacting a progressive agenda, but apparently