Direct action, as they say, gets the goods. Sorry Klobocop.

Possibly the cruelest thing you could say about any used car.

Unfortunately, the place it went still isn’t good. 

This piece is being sold by “Mark’s Discount Truck and Auto Sales.” That alone gives me pause along with the statement at the top. This motor doesn’t have a great reputation for reliability, and the vehicle has too many hints concerning the lack of care it has had throughout its life. CP Mahk.

Okay, I’ll compare my life with Lady Gaga.

But, bodega grapes. That makes her relatable, right?

It really does show how small a world this is, doesn’t it? I mean, who among us can’t relate to being a regular ol’ ivy league graduate and editor for the most famous newspaper in the world, with a dating history full of banal chumps like the CEO of major tech organization? And then to find out your multi-millionaire…

Nah, he’ll pray until November and then in November he’ll order a bunch of mandatory quarantines in Democrat districts in swing states for the month.

As someone who replaced a very gross goatee with a much more double-chin-hiding chin curtain years back, I am disappointed that after a decade and a half with facial hair, I will be back to getting carded buying R-rated tickets at the movie theater as a 38 year old man.

All I did was make a list of the key points from the man’s plan. I think you’re angry at the wrong person. 

ah ha! nice try pete

“I Bought a Submerged Tahoe for $275 and I Nearly Became a Eunuch Trying to Get it Home.”

it’s more of a testament to how bad and lacking dynamism the entire cast is that this guy even gets interviewed, let alone has stacked enough ‘fame points’ to leave without having a character outside of ‘pete davison on weekend update’

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

That LIDAR resolution is stunning. It’s everything The Italian Job told me I could get with a Canon XL1

While it’s certainly not above Lorne Michaels to just retread the same fucking joke a billion times - sometimes, like with the post-2016 Trump bits, they even forget to add the joke to the repetition - I don’t really feel like Pete Davidson has shown anything to make the argument for using him in better material.

wow i guess reflexively branding yourself as a self-aware deadbeat who knows he’s a letdown as a cast member didn’t pay off after all

... thus proving that jet fuel won’t melt steel beams?

must have just come back from the bathroom, they have one of those Magic Eye posters in there

Looks ok to me.