that reminds me, where is that caravan I was assured was going to rape and kill every trump supporter’s family by the end of 2018. fuckers are taking a while to get here.

Well that settles it, Mercedes will have a shitty motor under the new regs and Renault will be back to making winning engines again. That is how Mclaren just works nowadays. 

Zero interest in an aircraft from Mitsubishi.

A classic for people in the know from Michigan:

This has been one of my all-time favorite shows but I’m very happy to hear that this two-part season will be the last. After having Bojack backpedal last season it pretty much became misery porn. Extremely well-made misery porn, but still misery porn.

Felix never made a single playoff appearance with the Mariners

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

ARE YOU THE WHISTLEBLOWER?

I think you mean 24our/7even

He is required to be upset. This is his business and income. He has a proven formula for success and any alteration puts that success in jeopardy. Why would he embrace the unknown that has a potential to force him out of the sport (if his performance is negatively impacted)?

Without the drinking, Drew is basically Jon Stewart’s character from half-baked now.

My truck, affectionately called “leaky” by my family, deals with the fluids itself.

Shot Wad Facializes Black And White.

For the idiots on other threads: if this thing takes Biden down as well, hey, cool! People caught doing shady and/or illegal shit get what they get.

I mean, I don’t think term limits are inherently dumb (I am aware of the drawbacks), but you could just have...some long ones. Like maybe no one gets to be in Congress for half a century, for a start?!

First thing that came to mind when I heard he tried to call Nancy Pelosi and smooth it all over:

Only 90s kids will remember GM’s Autonomy concept

Krang has no chill and that’s what I appreciates about him.

I’ve never felt more like Wiley Coyote in my life. For sure we’re going to get that pesky roadrunner this time!