The most underrated 90s band is either Local H or Our Lady Peace.
The end.

with you on Bush sucking (band and Presidents!) but dear Lord Live is a steaming heap too. I ALONE LOVVVVE YOU, get over yourself, shitbag.

That’s one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain. Unlike lightning, which hurts. 

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

I want to set the record straight. I THOUGHT the CHILD was a PROSTITUTE.

Because look at it. It’s the last great Corvette body.

“I once thought I had mono for an entire year, it turned out I was just on the Jets”

Imagine an entire neighborhood populated by Doug DeMuros

...Meanwhile, here in Indiana if you see a guy on a scooter it usually means they’ve had 5 DUI’s and ain’t scared of going back to jail... and the guy on the Harley in black leather is a PTA member living his middle-management mid-life crisis.

Pretty sure that is just a regular fish from Alita: Battle Angler.

Maybe his conversion therapy buddies can pray him back onto the field sooner.

Just once, I like for these rich people to answer a question.

I’d be more likely to confuse her for a crazy old drunk sitting in a chair with a gun than actual law enforcement.

“Vice President, what are your feelings on reparations?”
“Triple money to schools! I was married to a dead teacher! Black parents need to be shown how to put a record player on at night so their kids hear more words.”
Centrist third way: That’s MY President. 

Pivoting hard... to word salad?

While I respect Biden’s career-long strategy of affably standing near more accomplished people (it’s my only skill as well and works great!), you have to recognize that it does not prepare you to lead. The softening of his brain seems to have made him forget the point of it all.

And now Dallas knows Washington’s game plan to run 55 times from the I-formation.

By the way, I have an idea for Cars 4.

It’s a weird thing to get all fetishy about...