Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Wait, i thought VW made the Rabbit?

Good for them. Expand those markets.

TRUMP 2020: OWNING THE LIBS WITH TECHNOLOGY FROM 1955, THE DECADE WE WISH IT WAS

Talks over a product placement deal must have broken down between TYC and Jalopnik. 

Feature about tail lights. Doesn’t include a picture of said tail lights.

Wow. Its like they designed the car to look like a banana, sitting with the curve side down.

Which point did I miss? When are the Dems going to realize that you don’t turn your back on people like this?

Steelers fans like him again now

when in doubt point your finger in the air and hop a couple of times

In the cases of Cone and Maddux, I would argue that the results from having a personal catcher were well worth it. Unless you think that somehow Maddux winning 355 games was disappointing.

It’s gonna fucking suck when Brad Marchand breaks his ankle in the 10th game of the season.

Does anyone know what happened to Mr. Brown?
Either he’s alive, or he’s dead, or the Pats got him...or they don’t.

I don’t think they’re going to Vegas in a “down on my luck, nothing left to lose” way. More in a “haven’t been relevant in 30 years so I guess I’ll do a residency at the MGM” way.

Obviously, too many.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Oh boo fucking hoo https://jalopnik.com/spoiler-alerts-are-bullshit-507651439

Seeing that click-bait ass thumbnail was enough for me to skip over the whole thing. 

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

Ah yes, but remember .... Trump is an anti vaxxer - and they like to blame vaccines for causing autism. He does not wish to have that discussion about old sperm.