sounds like a happy, fun guy...probably ballsy as well.

In order to stop infestation and disease, it has to be done.

I know Bernie has his supporters, but I really want him to bow out due to age (Biden too, while we’re at it) and throw his support to Warren. She’s done nothing but impress me.

Now if he finished the night off with 12 hot dogs, half a dozen cigars and 3 hookers, he'd have equaled the Babe's stats

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

I’m so confused. A conservative politician acted like an asshole and then members of his party turned on him? Why did they not simply state that the overall tone on both sides has been embarrassing before voting along party lines? I’ve been breaking this down for 25 minutes and I’m still not getting it. I’ll do it…

My documentary, When I Last Saw Jesse, screens immediately after Super Size Me 2 at the Gene Siskel Center, Sept. 7th and 11th.

I feel like the downfall of the series was when it started going towards the Jackass style humor and giving Bam Margera a bigger role.

Having the wrong people laugh at his comedy for the wrong reasons is a perpetual problem for Chappelle, but this time the blame is on him.

Oh, I didn’t realize you set the prices the guy building your deck could charge, and also set him up with other people who needed decks and took a cut of the money he made. 

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

This is evil and a disgrace! That poor girl must have been so scared and traumatized. I’m tired of cops getting a free pass.

If there’s one animal that definitely brings home the total package of Western European White Male, it’s definitely the African Lion.

This video does a pretty good job of explaining the insanity of F1 logistics.

Brandon Weeden outlasted Luck. This timeline man

If only there was an unemployed QB that previously took his team to the Super Bowl available...

Shoutout Jon Bois

Remember when white people used Chris Rock’s “Black people and N*****s” bit as cover for a whole bunch of terrible opinions? Well I work with people who will happily and unironically repeat what Dave said. Even if he doesn’t believe this shit, he’s making it worse.

Fuck that shit. This shit ain’t funny, and he’s out here joking around like it is. Fuck you for defending him too.