Someone with no kids voluntarily joining a two-day road trip with a family that includes 1- and 4-year-olds is one of the craziest fucking things I’ve ever heard. After about hour eight, he’ll probably call ahead to a urologist in Florida and schedule a vasectomy before even returning home to Chicago.

If you dont have means to charge at home why would you buy an EV? That’s just poor planning.

Dakich’s tweet is the proverbial “dumb guy’s idea of a smart idea.”

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

this is good but why the fuck are those parents taking kids with sensory issues to games?

Trick question, he was never popular.

Chokeholds are banned by the NYPD

he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball 

Dude, those “crimes” reported on the neighborhood app are reported by people. If your ring is anything like mine, 90% or the stuff posted is just overly paranoid people who shouldn’t have access to cameras. Also, if I had a dollar for every “shooting” reported, I’d be rich (they’re fireworks b/c it’s rhe summer and…

Peacemaker? I’m pretty sure he was murdered for being a big black man.

The First Amendment states “Congress shall make no law...” which means there is no federal law at all!

I’d kind of like to see a new Pat sketch where Pat just exists and no one is uncomfortable because who cares what gender someone is.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

Cathy is baptist garbage and they donated 2 million of the profits they made from the store to anti gay groups through the Winshape foundation.

Regardless of your loose interpretation of the term “facts” (a.k.a. opinions), here are my “counter-facts” (again, my opinions):

With this one conversation Lamar Jackson is now a closer friend than any other member of Rodgers’ family.

Yeah, RIP, but at least he died doing something he loved.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.