Maybe not a good idea to bring up suicide at the moment as I’ve heard anecdotally that farmers have been taking their own lives at an alarming rate thanks to Tariff Man’s easy to win Trade War.

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

you have tried nothing, and you are out of ideas.

Get the cups pixelated and it’ll be fine.

I applaud your ability to type “Beavis” about a dozen times and avoid any form of jokes. Because I surely couldn’t.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

“And, if we’re being true to ourselves, it is rather tasty—at least that’s how I remembered it the last time I ate one in my early 20s.”

A Fred McGriff endorsed orgasm!

/Cums

Time for the Vogon Destructor Fleet to initiate the bypass project. The plans have been on file for quite a while now.

So I’m bored at work......

I like how 430HP is considered “only” now. I still remember when any truck that had HP in the 300's was hot stuff.

I don’t think I’m woke enough to understand this particular criticism of UBI.

Why don’t they make the whole plane out of slow pitches?

“I was just hoping somehow they would hit three balls at somebody,”

Damage done. That is all it takes.

The media trying to convince us that “The undecided voter” exists is the sadder part.

Kid in Yellowstone: I got flung in the air by a Bison

The TSA only pulled him off because he contains more than 3.4 ounces of liquid.