We could be less sexist asshole fanboys completely justifying every fucking stereotype type of being lonely and sexually stunted (all the while whining no one respects our hobby), but I guess that’s too much to ask of some...

Ohhhhhhhh, HUMOR! Good thing you told me. In any case, is this the kind of stuff people are talking about at parties these days? I’m not quite the party-goer I once was, I’ve got two kids under the age of 5 that take up most of my time.

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It’s not really “bias” to like things that are good and dislike things that are bad.

Everyone, go home. This man has shown us how it is done. BLAM! We’re owned. The world is a better place thanks to your innate talent for quipping and your amazing one liners.

You can always tell when swimmers beef. Just look for the bubbles.

Really? This was a shitty post when it was on Sploid, and it’s as worthless here, too.

If you felt the need to explain that, you did not get the joke.

I love that you got the joke yet still could not help but explain that his quip was technically incorrect.

They outsourced it to China...that’s why.

Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

Nah, if they were a cult they'd be getting matching tattoos or something.

I did read the article but must have missed that, Thanks for not being an asshole about it though.

Well, I can say that I hated 90s clothes too, even back when I was in the 90s.

I remember when deniers tried to argue. I guess we’re past the point where they can hope to persuade anyone who’s not already damaged in the head, so we get dumb grunting.

I think Jared Leto needs to read Neil Gaiman’s Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader in order to get a better understanding of the Joker:

That is a direct quote from the ants it eats.

Thank you for alleviating the confusion that no one one earth was suffering.