Imagine not noticing the front of the truck going up and the rear going down.

Back in 2004, , My Late Inlaws gave us their 1993 Mercury Grand Marquis LS. It did not have the dual exhaust option but it had almost every thing else you could want in a Boat. And I mean that when I say that. My then 8 year old Daughter fell madly in love with this car but due to numerous issues with it, we gave it…

It’s amazing what a person can get away with if they just aren’t too greedy or dumb.

Yeah, where and how would a person get one of those.

I wonder what the pass rate is on the field sobriety test. I’ve got a hunch that by the time they decide to make you get out of the car and take it, they have a good notion of what the result might be.

Few convertibles will seat four comfortably, so I’m going to suggest the second gen Solara convertible.

This man and his antics very much remind me of the Mountain Dew hillbilly.

If you were driving a one-of-2317 built 1973 BMW 2002 Baur Cabriolet, however, you would not be a self-indulgent wiener, you would be a connoisseur.

For all those libr’uls casting stones I would remind you that your hero Barack Obama wore a brown suit once.

Lest anybody complain about media bias, this story was covered in Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post.

C’mon guys, don’t dunk on this man.  He’s clearly drinking because he still has PTSD from his service in the Confederate army.  Appomattox is still like yesterday to him.

That’s a pretty diverse and bizarre wish list, so compormises are going to have to be made somewhere. With this suggestion I give short shrift to the rear seat accommodations, but overall I think it checks most of the boxes: Euro vintage style, convertible, modern amenities. And the kiddos will love it. 

For the 47th time, just because you know how to use Google and found similar cars that are the same price or cheaper, doesn’t mean that this one still isn’t a Nice Price.

Pretty sure that’s a turbo like my tattoo, bro.

An unfortunate incident happened?

If recent trends hold, he’ll soon be tapped to head the ATF.

That underside shot is what sold me. The price is high. But this looks like basically a new car and of all the older American cars, these WILL run reliably for 100's of 1000's of miles without a problem. As in- not unusual to see these things with over 500,000 on them. NP. 

Wow! That car looks great! The only thing that could make it better would the the Car and Driver preferred de Sade package.

Whoa, I didn’t realize these things had a turbo!