May he and his giant grapefruits RIP. 

I’d be interested in one with just the functional upgrades.  That cladding and yellow shit looks stupid. 

The Corbeau seats are a great upgrade, for sure. 

That’s what the big pole barn is for!  

Bingo. The prosecutor’s office acted unethically and outside of the rules.

The best in the fucking world, if you got the cash. 

Eh, rural America, a couple acres with a home and a big pole barn for your shop is cheap.  So your real solution is to come on down, enjoy our shitty health insurance system, and get some weird cars to work on. 

I mean, $3500 for a diesel 4x4 farm truck ain’t bad. 

You can get some actual wood with Viagra. 

They should provide owners with The Magnavolt.

Oh, there are people that want these. The Metro has a very dedicated, fanatical following. I’ve known a couple of people that hoarded these for parts availability, both had very long commutes and it’s a car that makes a lot of sense for that. Cheap to run, cheap to insure, very reliable with not much to go wrong.

First diabetic it false-positives is going to sue. 

One of the few times I damn near hit a cyclist it was because he was riding on the sidewalk. I simply did not expect to have something going 25 fucking mph shoot out in front of me from the sidewalk into the crosswalk, him running a red at that. Unless a pedestrian is Usain Bolt, this should not be a concern for…

I’ve been driving since 1987. Visibility from the driver seat has gotten incredibly worse. I drive a Mazda 3, and can’t see shit around the A pillars. 

You are too nice, when I was 21 this kind of fuckery would have resulted in an asskicking...of course, being drunken hillbillies it didn’t take much for punches to fly with friends, all in brotherly love, of course.

Too many miles for the asking price and not having a puffer. Like $10k too much. ND. That said, I really like these cars.

Outback is exactly what I was thinking.  

I totally get that. My current car will be my last low to the ground one, because I discovered at age 50 I have a birth defect in my spine and it is rather fucked...it just took 50 years for pain to rear its head and docs to discover it.  Oh well, I’ve been wanting a truck anyways, and there are new designs for the…

Bingo.  If this were a desert truck and with that clean-ish interior it would be worth a mild restore at $9k.  We know that isn’t the case here. 

New Tang dealer ain’t nuthin’ to fuck wit.