Dude, I slept with Pocahontas. Twice.

Accountability is tough, huh?

Um... I mean, it was a nice finish and all.

What I guess I'm trying to say is, Europa League days are not prime news days when it comes to wondergoals.

/toffee

Nice goal, but the only "ridiculous" thing in this post is Greg's love of hyperbole.

There is no switchel culture to revitalize.

That puke is going to sit there for awhile because the Viper doesn't come until Friday at noon.

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

I always tap my head to make sure I get it all out too.

The first hit dislodged his insides. The second hit put his insides back in place so he is actually okay.

Mercedes? They're usually so reliable. Surprised he needed a jump.

No no no.. this is the best vine ever.

I look at that picture and don't see the colonialism, racism, or any of that.

and lied repeatedly about coming in contact with people who have it.

Seriously. These images of children and dying and medical interventions and "invisible suffering" are not convenient metaphors for some writer, comfortable in her desk chair, to craft some moralistic allegory: they are the realities of this disease, of how it is handled in the US/Europe vs. Africa, of how medicine has…

Whoa whoa whoa - where is it being reported that he was turned away due to lack of insurance? The Washington Post story you link to says it's still unclear why he wasn't treated immediately.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Leave it to Gawker media to find a racist lining in the Ebola outbreak. Kudos, you morally relativistic fuckfaces!

This should be a print ad for whomever makes those action slacks.

He let's them have a knife?!

Schlegel hunts wild boar with nothing but a knife