I charge my EV in my driveway because my garage is a home gym. 

My BMW i3 has steerable and adjusting highbeams so that the highbeam will remain on, but only in places where cars are not. It’s an amazing feature, and it is really cool to see in practice. Because the United States is a backwards third world country, I had to code this feature into the car itself. But it is capable! 

I have always hated ‘Truck Nutz” but...I think I actually like the actual nut and chain nuts...I may just put these on my future Cybertruck haha

You would really love the game Automation, because these are the kinds of cars I build, then I test drive them in BeamNg. I have a cyber brand called Quadro Cars Ltd. that build 1980's space age stuff that are all wheel drive, and they compete with Perennial Motors, a glitzy 1950's luxury brand, but both making cars…

Que the tough guys in the comments threatening a hypothetical situation “IF THAT WERE MY CAR HE’D BE SIX FEET UNDER!” All the while type 2 diabetes took their mobility away many moons ago.

I rigged a projection based sat-nav into my friends car. I wonder if I have any photos. It was a pretty cool setup and everyone got a kick out of it. 

Houston, this is commander Koch, is the 10mm socket by you? I swear I just had it in my hand. Where did it float to?

Ouch! I have a 1964 T Bird that I used to daily until I got a job further away. The 5mpg of that big block really hits hard lol. It has shorty headers and flowmasters on it. A few people ask to race every so often not knowing that the car isnt fast by any means. It is simply a comfortable cruiser. 

I had a 2013 500C Abarth for years and god I loved that car. It was THE BEST shore town commuter I could have asked for. Nimble, quick, sounded incredible. Great to parallel park and amazing at dealing with shore town traffic in the summer where I worked. Plus the 5spd was great. Ringing out the gears with the top…

Big truck owners have the most fragile egos on the planet. I had a lifted dodge with dumb ass tow mirrors and no tow hook try to cut me off one day when I was in my 500 Abarth. Thankfully a 500 Abarth is way quicker in the corners than a lumbering pile of toxic masculinity so I blew him out of the water. Im…

OK FINE! I LIKE KIAS NOW! HAPPY!?!? I hated Kia’s and Hyundais because they were...just the worst. I saw them getting better, but I still couldnt get behind the badge. I still hate Hyundais because I think they look horrible. But first the Stinger GT and now this? I am a fan. 

*Clears Throat* Fuck The. Police

The Herbie movies (along with The Brave Little Toaster) were some of my favorite movies growing up. Of course I would come to own a VW Beetle. 1974, and BEAT TO HELL. I drove it daily for 3 years, but unfortunately she is currently for sale. I picked it up 3 years ago for $400 from someone about to scrap it. I…

People who wear anything less than a suit and tie to work are not men. You think people will take your board shorts and vape pen seriously? Dont be afraid of formality. 

Yes, and Republicans much prefer Shaira Law. Control who can and cant get married. What gender has more rights than others, and every drug will destroy the moral fabric of america. 

Thin Blue Line guys! 

This hit me way harder than I imagined it would. Having grown up in the 90's I knew many people that had K Cars and Grand Caravans. Although my family were mostly GM people. I’ve always been fascinated by how much this man did. Its probably why he’s one of the few automotive people I can actually name...Although…

This is the most correct opinion a Jalop writer has ever had. 

This is the worst opinion any jalop writer has ever had.

I love it. I got the Rex just in case I need further range. Although unlike any other hybrid, the Rex only charges the battery, so without coding in the European specs, such as turning on the generator above 6% for road trips and expanding the fuel tank capacity from 1.8 gallons to 2.4 it is kind of useless.…