I can’t comprehend why anyone would get the Q50 over this guy.

Why do so many manufacturers do that center console with two screens and the giant cluster of buttons around everything.... Am I the only one that thinks even with the “glued on tablet” at the top of the German cars, the interior still looks way better???

How about Madonna’s “tribute” to Aretha last night? (Dressed like the Illuminati Queen, no less.) I believe the tribute was titled “Me, Me, Me, Me!” I hope at the Madonna tribute at the VMA’s in 20 years, they trot out Flavor Flav.

ooh yeah that’s another good one

It’s been a great run. Thanks for the mammaries!

Meanwhile, in a multiverse...

Anyone who votes CP should leave Jalopnik forever.

Et tu, Brat?

I owned a 95' briefly. I think they looked pretty good for the day and I’m glad the other options weren’t taken. I don’t think the car would have survived. They aren’t considered valuable in the way that the Fox bodied Mustangs are starting to be cool in a nostagic manner. This is why my low mileage 95 was cheap. This…

Never experienced this and I’ve lived in some bodaciously small towns in the US. May want to travel a bit.

Indeed, the rest of us spend our days sitting in plastic lawn chairs shooting cans off of old washing machines wishing we could live in NYC.

Why don’t we just convert all subway tunnels into a city-wide lazy river, like at Schlitterbahn? Here is a list of possible advantages over the subway (based solely on what I’ve learned about the subway from reading Jalopnik):

Unmodified or lightly modified 2006-07 WRX. They have that excellent 2.5 engine, the transmission was designed to handle the torque by that time, and they have the 4-pot and 2-pot brakes from the 90's Z car. I rarely see one of these on the road for some reason, they probably have all been wrecked. I owned a 2007 and…

I’m biased, but:

Gone are the days when my Legacy GT Wagon would make bros in flat-brims driving hot hatches, shat themselves with embarrassment as they got beaten to the punch by a wagon with 4 people in it and snowboards on top.

Fun subaru, we will miss you.

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

I give you the new family sedan...

Just give us a WRX wagon hatch whatever already Subaru! My ‘09 has taken a beating and it’s time for a new one. I have no use for a sedan, I mean, what are those for anyway? Rental cars, that’s what. All sedans are rental cars or for old people. But things are getting sketchy with my poor ol’ Rex, somehow ended up in…

A friend of mine is building a factory 5 818. He put a subaru STI engine in it. I can’t wait until he finishes, that thing will be a monster.

Sorry, last one: