But it’s the end of days and these proud warriors are righteously trampling over others rights simply to save souls. There isn’t time to stop and think about anything else. The christian god that was invented in America some time in the late 20th century is bringing the hammer down soon, so people like Kim Davis are…

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

I know this is really sad and not a laughing matter. But I couldn’t help but crack up laughing when the Alabama O-lineman points at him like, “somebody better come help this white boy,” and Caputo just points right back at him like “you pointin’ at me, I’m gonna’ point right back at you, Mr. Pointy Man.”

I’m glad they took him out. Brady Hoke would have moved him to QB.

Quiet, a very good character who plays a pivotal role in the story, sports a sexy yet impractical outfit that’s given a rather unsatisfying explanation. Considering Kojima’s penchant for breaking the fourth wall, I almost wish they hadn’t bothered, instead having her just turn to the camera and say, “Fuck it, we…

I don’t think fans will disagree

Skyline Chili on white bread. It’s going to taste disgusting and make me shit horribly...so a less visceral reaction to anything Goodell says or does.

Clearly a grilled cheese.

I just got myself a “Norman Rockwell” for lunch; Turkey, stuffing, gravy, and cranberry chutney - in a mutha fuckin CREPE! I think Norman would deliver tasty rulings and delicious rule changes moving forward; far better than the ginger-colored anal dildo.

Hmm, interesting choice. Is it because it’s confused philosophically as to whether or not it’s even a sandwich similar to Goodell is confused as whether he is some kind of all knowing, all powerful football god?

A bunch of human hair in a kaiser roll.

My submission and defense.

A hot dog.

The NFL’s punishment got overturned based on Goodell’s arbitrariness and unfairness in slamming Brady.

Yes I have lots of squirrel friends that color.

I don’t know what’s with all of the black squirrels lately, but it’s really pissing off my dog. He HATES black squirrels. They just started appearing in our neighborhood a few years ago. But my dog is black! He’s the Ben Carson of dogs, except he is really cool with gay marriage.

Here’s a true story. I’m from Florida, I’ve lived there my entire life. When I was 26 I married my wife, who was also from Florida, and we honeymooned at Niagara Falls. Canada has black squirrels; Florida does not. I didn’t know such a thing even existed. We thought this shit was so insane that we decided we would get…

I wish we had black squirrels around Seattle. I also wish to see a Piebald squirrel.

You must live in a gated community.

Am I weird for not realizing that squirrels came in this color?