O the trials and tribulations of being dumb and white and from the suburbs!

No.

Why does Potato Marshall have an orange tornado on his head?

QUENTYN GETS BURNED TO DEATH BY RHAEGAL, NOT DROGON, IDIOT!!!!!!!1!

Actually they can have whoever the hell they want write about it. Why should it be otherwise other than the fact that it hurts your feelings?

The endless on-cue butthurt from people about MLS is pretty fucking annoying.

+1

The lack of perspective here makes it sound like this person is anything but mature.

And what kind of "adult decisions" did his parents make? Holy fuck, I feel bad for your kids.

Yeah! Stupid kid, not knowing how to manage a fortune, and trusting his parents to help him out, rather than shamelessly exploit him and bleed him dry! Time to cut through all the deep-seeded manipulation, and make some big-boy decisions, kid! Clearly, it's his fault, and not his parents', for being utter pieces of…

I like college football, and hate the body that governs it. What's your point?

The Cauldron thinkpiece on Jeter's "legend" might be the worst. Why is some infantile collective delusion about a guy something to be celebrated? I mean damn, is there anything more pathetic than clinging to the thoughts you had as a ten year old?

It sounds so simple!

Except not having access to games isn't what he/she meant. Dickish behavior is.

Your MRA is showing

Untrue.

He's rocking the Sooners polo at Notre Dame, I think.

Wow

Circular argument and profound lack of understanding of what a sham all that was, ftw!

I must have missed the part calling for him to be silenced. Do you take any criticism as an attack?