Said without a single trace of irony, I'm sure.

She was definitely not loving purple nor living gold, as they say at LSU. ""Wahhh, my ACT wasn't quite good enough for one of the most competitive and prestigious state universities in the entire country. Off to court we go!" As much as right-wingers like to crow about "entitlement," I think we know who the entitled…

That being said! I hope you one day find yourself in a place where you don't feel the need to exclude yourself from things for reasons like that. Don't miss out on a good time or feel 'less than' because of awful people. Go out with your friends, and fuck what any judgmental assholes think! Often that is easier said…

Promise me, Ned! Maybe he was promising to feed her goldfish or pay the lien on her house so her creditors wouldn't take it.

Well, there's a nice and sycophantic response. If "mister author" is 'jealous' of Jeter (debatable), then you're arguably living vicariously through him. Now tell me, which is worse? And how much time did you take out of your daily Jeter circle jerk to write this?

How profound.

It sounds like a terrible time anyway! Who wants to spend their night being surrounded by guys like club promoter douche?

Dude sounds pretty needy and creepy. Why keep hassling the poor lady for instagram handles/pictures/an explanation? "Fine, don't explain yourself," said every psycho ex ever.

Yeeeah, but I really don't want to live in a world where wife beaters escape justice just because they have a great completion percentage, even though we already do. Ha

So much cap-tipping and unwritten rule breaking/enforcing. The All-Star game has to be one of the biggest circle jerks in all of sports.

Oh noes, not being 'shown up'! Anything but that!

All of them and a half

The fuck does that have to do with sports trophy parades?

Well jeez, someone's a tad cynical. I generally don't give a shit about what these guys get up to off the field, but something about a guy viciously beating his partner and threatening to murder her crosses a line with me. If everything his girlfriend said is true, then I hope this piece of shit goes to prison, and…

Oh shit, did he have any big endorsements? Any word from Darren Rovell on how this will affect the Brand?

It seems like lots of approaches are doomed for failure, bah!

I am glad I don't have kids because this shit sounds completely fucking insane. This slavish adherence to standardized testing is one of the reasons so many of our schools suck ass, and this pressure cooker competitiveness-for-competitiveness's sake probably doesn't help much either. "Competitive" two year olds? The…

No, I was more saying that they were using it as a hollow justification, not that it's just blanketly evil, no matter the context. But ride that self-righteous condescension as far as it will take you!

Barf.

Dear God