Ahh, it all makes sense now. Heaven forbid we fail to meet our boogeyman quota on any vaguely gender issue-related article!

I did. Girl gets drunk and high with Kaepernick and two other guys. Girl gets naked with Kaepernick. Two other guys come in to take a peek, and she yells at them. Girl wakes up in the hospital. Now please explain to me how an intoxicated and naked girl could not have been involved in a "sexual incident." I'm not…

Because "sexual incidents" tend to happen when people get naked and intoxicated?

Beyond silly. It never fails that someone will chime in and say "HO HO, JUST WAIT TIL THE JEZEBEL FEMI-NAZI's GET AHOLD O' THIS ONE"

Can't have a good talk about the womenfolks without invoking the Jezebel boogeyman!

Can't have a good talk about the womenfolks without invoking the Jezebel boogeyman!

Can't have a good talk about the womenfolks without invoking the Jezebel boogeyman!

Can't have a good talk about the womenfolks without invoking the Jezebel boogeyman!