Why does the camera always switch off from the throw to the catch?!? I cant stand this, I want to see the flight of the ball in comparison to the runner.

We are nearing the point where the fan responses sound like petulant whining as opposed to the horrified scream of the abyss

Current odds on Jeff Fisher’s next employment:

When he completed the hat trick, in his first professional game, his celebration was to point out the teammate who set him up so beautifully. And then in a game in which he scored every one of his team’s goals, takes personal responsibility for conceding the OT winner. Seems like a solid dude/teammate too.

Being results-oriented is bad.

On the bright side, everyone is talking about Seattle’s bats in October. That never happens...

Unless the Texans can make a good quarterback turnip, they're going to keep getting beet.

My DC neighbor summed it up great when explaining why he was wearing a Susan G Koman shirt not a Redskins one yesterday:

If he ends up in the Hall and Edgar Martinez doesn't, my entire childhood is a fallacy.

I’m not saying all catchers are taught to do that if the batter doesn’t make an attempt to move, but I was.

If they're going to change it they should just get rid of it. Give a team the ability to elect to take 7 for a TD or take 6 with an option to go for 2.

An adorable teenage couple come in obviously dressed up for the Prom, also obviously they have not been to many restaurants with white table cloths. The young man gives his order and I as "Soup or Salad?". He pauses a moment and then says "yes please". I pause...yes what? "Yes, I will have the super salad please".…

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.