1. Now we all know Black Women don't wanna be anywhere near water after they just got their hair did. So the black girl needs to be in a sarong with some braids and a speech balloon yellin' "Toldja to Quit Playin, Bitch!"

9. Bring un-vetted White friends.

Whooty is just a Photoshop filter…

Lively tuffet is filled with "curds and whey."

Promise is the dopest cat out of Toronto in recent years to me. Awakening, More than Music, his recent TellaVision EP… I'll take him over Aubrey any day.

All the disrespectufl BS that's been said to Obama's face and about Obama by half of Washington since 2008? Look at all the n-word memes and monkey ish floating around Facebook and social media about Obama since he got the nomination… All the undermining done to this dude on damn near every ish since he got sworn in……

we'll agree to disagree. i'm not a parody fan like that. GP was a cool song for its time to me. I didn't take it or the subject matter as a joke so when Amish Paradise dropped it was very much like "ummmm… okay, was this necessary?"

Coolio didn't own his publishing—interscope did. so when you negotiate you go to whoever owns the song rights. sometimes that's the artist, usually it's the label. So AL never needed Coolio's permission.

Bruh Coolio was a legit gang member who went straight, got a firefighter gig then came up on rapping. Weird Al was basically laughing at his song. Plus Al never got Coolio's permission—Al cut the deal with the label and Coolio found out lafter the fact… I'd have been salty too.

Weird Al Yankovich laughed AT us. Hamburger Helper laughs WITH us. Or at least tries to. I'm gonna go cook somebody's beef now.

Wut 'bout WHIIIITE ON WHIIIIITE?!?!?!

"She’s practically a White Privilege lasagna caught in the throat of a White Privilege turducken."
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I will be using this… on a t-shirt, as a screensaver, or something…

Here's the thing:

This is a nominee for the Black As Hell 2016 Awards.

I wasn't gonna say buddy's name, but… yeah DAT'S him.

Yall keep forgettin' that Russell's wife (supposedly) cheated on HIM with one of his teammates. The team ended up trading that teammate once they decided Wilson's Pro Bowl year wasn't a fluke.

one man's "thirst" is another man's admiration while having a bit of fun.

Might I add:

#1 - It's not fear, it's resentment. White Resentment. The kind of White resentment that fuels White Flight, the kind that looks at the Eric Garner video and says "he shoulda complied" but is still pissed about OJ. The kind that misquotes MLK every February to make him seem like a colorblind teddy bear. The kind…

my momma would tell stragglers where the nearest KFC and gyro joint is…