gramma was knowin'.

i wonder if I could adopt a child based on nothing but the promise to keep them moisturized?

just becuz….
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Once i got to college learned: #1 alotta white folk don't have lotion…#2 do not borrow lotion from white men 'cuz they don't use it like normal people.

Momma kept me lotioned up… first vaseline, then coca butter… then whenever i visited my grandmother, in pinch, gramma had the aloe vera plant so she'd break off a leaf and be like "here—for your elbows."

#poundsigngrind #cuzimold

yeah it's ridic, imo. you say you want to open the door for diversity but you ddon't want to be judged by hiring practices or scripts you rpoduce beyond Amistad and Color Purple which were decades ago. And then you want diversity in the academy but you don't want to support getting some of these old whitefolk out who…

probably not. i'll spare you, but it's google-able.

One time for the Human Nature remix…

agreed.

Dave Matthews Band is african… so is Charlize Theron, the lady from MONSTER… I forget her name. But i never heard either claim African American status or see anything stupid like other folk… Not saying they're enlightened—just that they know enough to keep their mouths shut.

Mang, Sandra was just opening up cans and random cabinets and pullin lint out her pockets mixing all manner of leftover mess like "here ya go, neogroes! Happy K-Day lickety split!"

the Oscars are 94% White precisely because White people get in and stay in for life. Many of these same white people have spent generations keeping the academy white and keeping hollywood overwhelmingly white and Spielberg says it's not fair to at least have the face an election process to maintain their status every…

don't hit em with it too hard… you need them checks. lol.

i think they say whatever the hell they want cuz they know most blackfolks' money don't matter to them and most white folks ride for em.

But ereriously, yall I have completely lost count of the number of famous White People who have SHOWED THEIR WHOLE HINDPARTS over this #OscarsSoWhite.

This me when I saw #2:

I know. I just like shadin' Swifty La Broom Handle.

there's nothing real about Taylor Swift. and even if Swift is a legit Lamar fan, when has anyone liking black music ever inoculated them from having racist thoughts/making racist statements/doing racist things?

Also, can I just say Gaga's whole performance made me long for another Tony Bennett duets album?