Anthony Hamilton is so Black, that #BlackLivesMatter is actually the nickname for "Anthony Hamilton's Life Matters"

Anthony Hamilton is so Black, that his "So In Love" duet with Jill Scott is listed on Pornhub under "interracial couples".

Anthony Hamilton is so Black, Khloe Kardashian wants to date him.

Anthony Hamilton is so black every one of his albums comes with a free mason jar and a stocking cap.

Anthony Hamilton so black that when he bites into a Patti Labelle pie, Patti stops what she's doing and starts singing Anthony Hamilton songs.

Anthony Hamilton is so black he has a hidden track on every album called "Just Like Slavery".

Anthony Hamilton so black FOX News asks for his birth certificate.

Anthony Hamilton is so black that when police officers pull him over, they just give him their wallets as part of the ongoing settlement.

When Mariah "announced" or acknowledged that her estranged father was Black, it was a really big deal at the time.

*Following Taye Diggs train of thought like*

Mariah Carey is is unique case. When she came into the industry she was marketed as a white enginue from New Jersey, daughter of a former opera singer.

that works, too.

I need a "Dab on em, folk!" t-shirt, pronto.

Okay, #1:

Get at me dog.

not this BS chart again. Every few years someone resurrects this tired "Evil Blackety Killin Whitey" chart and changes the year on it.

Nerds won, tho. I'm shocked no network has done an adult Eurkel given the success of all these white nerd shows on multiple cable channels.

You men STEFAWN!!!

Bamboozled was dope enough indeed.

c'mon' girl!!!! this that classic ish!