Problem with Premature Public Bae Postng is the word "Bae". If you still call each other "Bae" there's a 99% chance this thing yall in is too new, too fresh to be sharing.

I buy Jhene Aiko's gangbanging ties about as much as I believe Madonna's African heritage. Jhene's dull-ass whisper-breathe singing… can't do no drivebys when you dozing off at the wheel listing to her. You crash before you can pull a trigger.

20 Things I'd do before being hauled off to jail:

i'm the little zombie lookin' kid in the green, just runnin in place to a whole nother beat…

the Black Eddie Haskell is back. This weasely ass lowkey passive aggressive predator stay grooming young girls to be needy in these videos…

Ok, first off: You do not wash down watermelon with fried chicken skins… you wash it down with grape kool-aid. Orange Crush if no koolaid is available.

Dear VSB: Somebody tell Taraji that we go together.

because "gender" is usually just polite code for White Women who don't have the courage to say, "hey we're just looking out for white women, everybody else go for yours on your own" when that exactly what their actions and selective efforts/outrage show.

never heard the Salma Hayek story before. that's crazy.

Whitewashing benefits Emma Stone so she's not gonna speak to it witht he same force that she does so-called "gender" issues, because "women" in Hollywood is code for "White Women".

"Not neva!"-Katt Williams

We need to sell WHITE TEARS… I mean, this seems like a sure-shot product launch if there ever was one. Nice frosted glass bottles… some fancy labeling complete with GMO-free language… Get some Amy Schumer-lookin chick to pose with the bottle…

My old, johnny-come-lately-butt gotta chime in:

LOL…

a fan of dry rub, i see. *cues Pac's 'I ain't madatcha'*

I'd like to add "Cheap BBQ Sauces and Wack Condiments".