Somewhere among all the scrolling text, I saw a link to a Reddit thread by “FuckMeRunning

Thank you, I was trying to figure out why I wasn’t included.

That’s a great point.

This is going to make getting the morning Starbucks coffee soooooo much easier.

I like this idea....

Their aim was so bad they took the blasters away?

Can I point out that the inclusion of a weapon like that, one which can stand up to a lightsaber, could be an implication that there are actually a bunch of folks running around with them? Not necessarily Jedi, but I mean if Luke is the only enemy of the First Order who is weilding a lightsaber and is in hiding, then…

Flash Pseudo-Science Validated. (Except the whole “freezing lazer beams” thing)

Well, the war on weather is going beyond expectations...

Hey, it’s a noble profession, don’t you profane joke historians. My great grandmother invented the Knock, Knock joke!

What are you, a joke historian?

Did you have to dig deep in the well for that 15 year old joke?

Perhaps that’s the trick?

Jesus, man. You can’t tell people you’re joining Anonymous. That’s like the first rule of Anonymous or something.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

I’m really overdue for joining Anonymous, aren’t I? Not sure why it never occurred to me!

It’s like declaring war on the weather. But good luck anyway.

The only thing that gets me about The Force Awakens... is this... why are the TIE Fighter’s wings white? I was under the impression that they were supposed to be solar panels...