Nope- long before the movie opens Luke has a Jedi Academy up and running- the academy is attacked by the evil folks. Three of the younglings survive- one is taken in by the First Order and raised to be a Stormtrooper (Finn) one is taken by the Dark Side folks (Kylo) and one is shuttled off into hiding (Rey). Luke…

That commercial was 30 seconds long. Even if they released a new commercial a day with nothing but new footage, we would have seen 20 minutes of a 2-hour movie.

The best part of waking up is having Folgers...

Ah. Good call. I still love that delivery. Han is just so casual about everything.

Look again its a small pistol/ blaster , probably Dads first , that he is giving to his daughter .

“Here, you might need this...”

I wish i had some extra cash to buy opening night tickets. I am literally going to have to put my phone in the safe and unplug my router so i don’t get any spoilers.

So...

I find that highly unlikely, depending on your definition of fleet. One Super Star Destroyer could probably do it with a bit of time, depending on the precise model of the SSD and the size of the planet. If an 800 meter frigate carrying about 50 turbolasers can melt a 1,000 kilometer moon, I suspect that a 10,000…

Well, I’ve run low profile studies that cost a few hundred thousands. I’m not saying it’s a small amount but 1 million for something as high profile as breaking into Tor is not so much, particularly for a big-name University like CM that probably often get funding from the industry and considering how many ways it…

$1 million is quite a lot for a university department?

1 million is actually little money for something like this. And bear the consequences if they really did it.

If we assume that it’s not Lando (who Leia probably wouldn’t mourn that much) or Chewie (ditto),

You read Aftermath all the way through? I got through the first couple of dozen pages and gave up, so thanks for taking one for the team on that. Can you summarize the novel in a way that is readable? Then send that copy to Disney to publish instead of the book.

Whoever made that comic WINS THE INTERNET.

What sort of ridiculous movie would use the son of a skiing instructor as the main villain???

1) Kylo Ren is actually Luke Skywalker.

This probably costs more in bricks than my car.

Don’t worry. Verizon will offer this soon on the 2GB per month data plan. Overage charges start the second you turn your phone on.

So, some time, 10 years from now, the U.S. will have this. Oh, no, that would be optimistic...