What about funeral directors?

Feels like there’s some sort of way to make a political joke about old white people screwing up and going with the wrong winner.

I’d take your bet, but I took math in highschool so you’d probably call me ineligible and never pay up.

The middle east was the height of culture and civilization at one point in time.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

On the other hand, everything about being a teenage male creates unrealistic sexual expectations.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

Hillary Clinton was a shitty candidate who ran a victory lap instead of a campaign. There can be no fixing the Democratic Party until we are all on the same page about why she lost.

Obama’s platform? Bernie’s education plan? What the fuck are you on about?

“God hates Aggs”

This case should be a mistrial. The latest text message shows that the plaintiff has withheld evidence, lied to the court and her account is flat out false. Here we have:

This makes sense to me. The Picayune is a New Orleans newspaper. Only one Holiday plays for a New Orleans sports team.