Wait, didn’t you write a whole damn book about all the extraordinarily horrible things that can happen during the course of a walk?

Report: Jay Cutler’s New Job May Involve Apathetically Watching Football Games

Double counterpoint, from a recent interview she did with Lena Dunham. Yes, I realize it was a joke. I also realize it’s a fucking vile one:

Well. The Cheeto Benito still has to preside over the largest terrorist attack in US history, crater the economy, and start and lose 2 wars before he takes the crown from W.

Way to “DO” the right thing. Liberals are pathetic.

Of course they have that right. It’s private property. They can restrict who can come in and out. Ann Coulter can’t just walk into a lecture hall and start talking because she feels like it. Time, place, and manner restrictions exist even for the government. The first amendment gives you the right to not be…

Jeez. Wrestling fan until the end.

Clarence Thomas is a piece of shit sexual predator and should be in fucking jail, not on the Supreme Court.

There, I said what I will about that shitfuck trashbag.

I kinda liked the thought of acrobatic giggling!

If you just want to see unionized workers make excuses for why black people deserve to be killed, we already have police unions.

Buster Posey? I hardly know her!

To everyone who says this was meaningless, I posted this in the private forum early on:

Essay doesn’t matter much if your grades, extracurriculars and recs are good. Its a ballsy stunt, a kobayashi maru if you will.

It’d be “Hawk Guy” seems obvious.

Mandela effect, the first film was really called Break-it Ralph.

The internet has helped a lot, as has aggressive college recruitment. I got out because colleges got my PSAT scores through automated reporting and then started offering me programs and scholarships. That was *right* before the internet was a thing. So the flyers came in the mail. But it was enough.

Why is my first thought “how do I eat this thing?”

He certainly has the pallor.

I’m not picking on you specifically, but something about a dad calling himself a “babysitter” has always irked me a bit. I suspect what you’re doing is actually parenting. “Babysitting” makes it sounds like you’re merely watching the kids in her absence until the “real” parent returns.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”