and Putin w his fucking dogs

They were talentless wannabe PearlJam and Gavin Rossdale is a wanker.

May the Donald end up like Silvio: convicted and disgraced.

Fair enough

TWIST! Thiel himself is only gay because he sources his youthful blood from the conversion camp, that poor poor Billionaire. Quelle Horror!

Kramer comes flying in the fuckin door.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Nope, I just think the Labour party of 2017 is quite a different animal to its historic roots. I’m a Labour party member and voted for Corbyn the first time around — I hoped he would take the party to the left and reconnect with working class voters in the north. Whether it’s the man or the message, he hasn’t…

broke bitch alert over here

Running away.

“What the fuck is a ‘pension’?”

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

If the President of the United States held a summit with the Business Roundtable, representing the lobbying interest of America’s largest corporations, and it was 99% black, that would absolutely be a story. Hell, take out POTUS and it would still be a story.

You don’t know that you did it, but you just made an argument for a maximum voting age.

(not pictured: the phonebook Ben is standing on)

ben shapiro is a 5'4" manlet and he’s extremely embarrassed about that

Puzder is reportedly “very tired of the abuse...”

I am a 46 year old Canadian. I have a wife and two kids. I was 13 when 99 Luftballons was a hit. When I was 15, I was terrified that the Persian Gulf Crisis would spill over and create a nuclear conflict. My parents talk about the Cuban Missile Crisis and have more than once, said that they seriously debated bringing…