Bail bondsmen. Only Dog the Bounty Hunter actually calls himself a bounty hunter.

Yeah, the rule is meant to keep you from purposefully sticking your arm out in order to get hit. If a guy is going to throw at you and it’s not going to plunk you in the head what’s wrong with taking the hit and getting a base?

Then he fucked it up, cause that is a Minion costume if I’ve ever seen one. And I have a kid who goes to school with other kids, so I’ve for sure seen one.

Except the one dressed like a goddamned Minion.

And that, kids, is why it’s better to play the infield.

I honestly don’t either. Lots of celebrities don’t want to be “on” all the time. That said, most people don’t become celebrities for their fringe views on race so fuck him

Pretending to be someone else because you don’t want to get into a confrontation with a woman is extremely alpha, imo

That’s called marketing, baby.

Get audible or some shit, Christ. When I was in graduate school in Chicago I would have been killed if I took this advice.

So you’re gonna write a whole novel about the dangers of taking an innocuous walk and then just tell everyone to go walk a bunch, huh?

This is much funnier than the Skyrim mod that lets you kill kids.

I would use this as an avatar in a heartbeat

It’s the gun that bothers me.

Would you have known it was Judy Hopps without it? I guess maybe I could have worked it out from the body armor.

But I thought it was marking them as unkillable that somehow broke things like using furniture, etc? “Most people don’t know but the vanilla behavior of children is dependent on the child flag being checked.”

The weird thing is its the gun that bothers me more than the anthropomorphizing. I dunno maybe I just watch that movie too much with my toddler.

Was turning Judy Hopps into a human with a gun really necessary?

Even that seems to go back to this all consuming idea of “immersion” though. Like I said, I don’t really get the obsession with needing to believe you’re “in” the game, but I also don’t think this guy is some kind of creep either. Just some nerd.

I’m guessing that he was more interested in things like having them use furniture but there was no easy way to do it without enabling them to be killed. As the article says, enabling child murder doesn’t appear to be his overarching goal. Personally I never cared enough about immersion to even notice that sort of…

Not totally surprising given that she was still playing high school kids just a couple of years ago.