I know that suicide rates behind bars have been rising sharply since 2013, their highest rate since the statistic has been tracked. And I know that at least some of the controversy in Arkansas was due to the fact that one of the men executed was convicted in a sham trial.

You have a pretty rosy view of prison if you think he’d be better off there than dead

Well, the fact that his wife hates him and won’t move to Washington IS forcing Manhattanites and all New Yorkers to pay millions more than they need to in security costs, so why not?

I’m not sure you fully comprehend the differences in the way British people and Americans see this movie.

There’s really no reason for it to happen. You can hold the ball for a full six seconds, which is plenty of time to take a look around and go “maybe I should punt it.”

So he’s right because he guessed that a past-middle age man might have blood pressure issues?

No, I’m not. In fact, I think he’ll lose if things keep going the way they are now. I’m just suggesting that, if you look at your own reasoning up there, this Russia investigation won’t play any part in whether or not he wins or loses.

Pretty sure that one of those things isn’t going to get you anywhere. Multitask all you like as long as you’re realistic about what will, and won’t, be achieved. But realize that what you’re talking about will be no more effective or impactful than braining yourself against a brick wall, the difference being that…

Yes, we should, because investigating his ties to Russia is not going to get him out of office. Organization, funding, and voting are. Anything else is a distraction.

Okay, but you’ve just seen that he can remove the person heading up the investigation at will. It will be a Herculean task to get him, let alone anyone else.

Impeachment would be ideal? So you’d prefer President Mike Pence, who would have us live in the Handmaid’s Tale, or President Paul Ryan, who would have us live in Atlas Shrugged. Donald Trump is on track to be among the least effective presidents in history. Pray to god that he doesn’t get impeached so that he can…

Yeah, exactly, so I’m not sure why you’re hung up on how many votes are going to swing. The man was caught on tape saying he could grab women by the pussy, which you and I both know has more cache with the average voter than this spy stuff, and it didn’t have any impact whatsoever. What evidence is there that anyone…

No, they won’t. The problem wasn’t the people who DID vote for him, it’s the votes that were suppressed (200k in Wisconsin alone, where he won by only 22k votes) and people who otherwise might have voted democrat who stayed home. Getting “caught” with something will change neither of those facts. Besides, we’ve…

I guess I’m just not convinced, given their behavior already, that there’s anything that they think will insulate them enough to impeach him. I see zero evidence that they would be brave enough to do it.

What exactly do you think is going to happen when something is found?

The drinking is just method acting.

Was he on the show in 2005?

Patch Adams. I know, weird.

I knew one who had to have an eye removed because of a chronic infection. They managed to close it up in such a way that he didn’t just have a sunken hole on the side of his face though, I don’t know what that’s about.

This has really blind sided me.