This was a great take until I realized the author was being sarcastic. I actually agree that not showing Dano’s face made the reveal of him being just a normal, nerdy dude that much more effective. The point is that he’s a nobody and the utter normalness of Paul Dano heightens the terrifying nature of the sociopath…

Steve and Peggy finish their dance, take down a battalion of Minutemen together, steal their fancy door tech, and disappear. Bonnie and Clyde of the multiverse. This is less a theory and more head-canon. 

So, is the rest of their body mass muscle? Fat? High fructose corn syrup? Pink slime?

Finally, after all the fraudulent and phony articles I’ve read lately, some Wheel News.

This cover has some real Knives Out vibes. On a related note, I want John to do another song for Rian Johnson, this time from the point of view of the knife.

I look forward to Resident Evil: TrIXie, where you play as JJ Abrams.

I feel like this entire article was written just to use the line “down to clown,” and I’m here for it.

The Star Wars Show Live stage was the best and most unexpected part of Celebration for me. We didn’t get into the IX panel (or any of the other big ones), but we were on the exhibition floor when suddenly we heard applause and noticed Alan Tudyk was on stage and wandered over. Then it just kept getting better and…

The scene in JL was some point in the ancient past, while the scene in WW was in the early 20th century, right?

The Brothers in a one hat galaxy.

Scoundrels: A Star Wars Story

I feel like this is the reaction they want us to have and that the movie is going to be about Peter realizing he doesn’t actually need the suit or Tony’s approval or the title of Avenger - and that realization is what makes him *ready* for all of it. My guess is they are grooming Holland as Downey Jr’s replacement in…

I predicted that it would end with some of the crew getting away and meeting Leia on Alderaan. That way they get away safe and the audience knows they were on Alderaan when it was destroyed, but we don’t see the deaths on screen. I liked the way they handled it in the actual film, though.

I wish this was a Pokemon Snap mobile game instead.

there’s an even bigger spoiler on the site hinting that it could happen earlier in the movie, and why

Interesting. I was thinking Lor San Tekka myself.

Was anyone else bothered by the lack of detail about Lor San Tekka? He knew Kylo Ren/Ben, he’s old enough to be from Clone Wars-era, and Poe knew who he was or at least had heard of him. In the novelization he’s described as a soldier of fortune and I saw an image from the Visual Dictionary that described him as part…